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i was about to post “why is it so much more fun to sit on countertops than actual chairs and stuff” but i know why and here it is
you’re not SUPPOSED to sit on tables and floors and countertops and such but it’s rarely explicitly stated to be AGAINST THE RULES until after you’ve already done it so there’s this game of seeing how long you can get away with it
it also just feels more fun to sit in unorthodox ways and on unorthodox places
Primal Gargogyle Instinct Says Being Perched Atop Fixture…Good
Comfortable
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haters will hate on me because they do not like me at all
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This is weird but my favorite asmr video is a guy supposedly drawing and sketching the viewer and then when he shows the finished sketch its Obi Wan from Attack of the Clones
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any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house….. u have my permission…. u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind? u can do that….. wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it
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Your art reminds me of erika moen!! Very cool
Aw, thank you so much!! I’m quite fond of her art style, though I didn’t actually find her work until quite recently.
~Luna
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SANS UNDERTALE
VERSUS
KOOOOOMAAAAEEEDAAA DANGAN RONPA
BEGIN
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*slips a Tumblrcoin in the bra of a remarkable lass at the strip club*
*the bouncer grabs me by my legs and hurls me at the speeding traffic*
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