jdididydog

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ill block her on apple health. ill block her on fitbit. ill block her on garmin connect.

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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Those sugar baby bot comments get me cause I absolutely would send you pictures of my ass or w/e for Four Thousand dollars a week but I know they're not real. Don't even joke lad

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Bomb Chair by Simone Micheli

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evening arriving in early june, 2020.

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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at my wedding there will be a maid of dishonor whose job is to destroy my reputation in every way possible. it is the maid of honor’s duty to uphold- aaand they’re fucking. okay i should have seen this coming

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Priest listening during confession: LOL OP UR GOING TO HELL FOR THIS 😂😂😂😂

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White pizza with Bacon, Spinach, Tomato and Ricotta. 

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Tifa x Aerith - the Knight and her… Princess

They both see themselves as the knight and the other as the princess ♥️

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two million people starving to death because it's geopolitically convenient and we're all expected to go about our day normally like the casual cruelty on display for the past two years has been so insane to me like i'm not even trying to make a point it's just truly something i can't wrap my mind around

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Ten mummies fought off with a sabre light work for a guy like me

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really really awesome videos ar e being made on instagramb reals