je1ly-bones

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this guy's digital footprint is a goldmine

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Had a nightmare that I was trying to watch Bloodlines but every time I walked into the theater a completely different movie was playing So once I finally got to the right theater the movie had already ended and Erik Campbell himself descended from the heavens to beat the shit out of me while Payphone by Maroon 5 blared in the background

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THIS is who death went after btw

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He so has adhd btw. As a low impulse control hottie myself I can confirm

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I can't stop imagining this stupid Erik Campbell x pierced reader scenario (post tattoo parlor fire) where you're making out with him and your septum piercings latch onto each other, so while you're desperately trying to untangle them before you do something stupid like sneeze on him He's violently remembering how he almost died and actually processing that you would be here and he wouldn't.

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I need to spray WD-40 into his urethra