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Believe me, I think about them a normal amount a day. Every second of my existence is more than normal amount. I totally don't sink into madness every time I ponder on how xy looks at xxc on this art for longer than two seconds. Believe me.

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using therapyspeak but exclusively in utterly ridiculous situations where it makes no material difference because it's funny

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I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

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God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

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many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

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putting on canary in a coalmine by the police. opening up john torringtons wikipedia page. scrolling to the death and autopsy portion and looking at it for hours

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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

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in the burgered joint. straight up “killing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My coworkers

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Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

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he’s bleeding sad and wet but his tits look spectacular 

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disabled/chronically ill people in general do not have the same number of usable hours as ableds. i can't meet my friend tomorrow because i need to wash my hair, and i can't meet them the day after because i need to do a load of laundry. i can't meet them thursday because i have an important appointment on friday, and if i overdo it on thursday i'll have to cancel friday's appointment. then i can't meet them on saturday because i'll be recovering from going out on friday, if i even manage to make it out the house. the old 'we all have the same 24 hours in the day' saying does not apply to us.

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here