jearmin

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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it is weird that celiac stuff has become part of the 'culture war'. because it's literally just a medical thing.... I get super anemic unless I cut a certain protein out of my diet, because it bulldozes the villi in my intestines. but if I post about it, right-wingers send me gore images. I guess you can't expect shitty people to be logical, but I've even heard lefty people make fun of gluten stuff, and it's like why are you mad about this??? why are you pissed off that I'm eating bread that doesn't taste as good so that I can have blood in my body? it's so morally neutral.

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*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

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I love how broad tastes run on Flight Rising. Someone shares an image of the gorgeous dragon they just got and from my perspective it's the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life. Most game of all time

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not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

[jearmin]

spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

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[jearmin]

i was going to put this with the other ones but it was really long

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[jearmin]

next year i will be more insane

[jearmin]

anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog

[jearmin]

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

[jearmin]

the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky

[jearmin]

what if i just rest my eyes for a second

[jearmin]

leave it be. let it scab. let it heal.

[jearmin]

the world's most timid person has worked up the courage to purchase a pastry at the bakery

[jearmin]

i was meant to be someones spoiled and mischievous house cat