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Chamberlain: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Tom: I hate to disagree with you, but- Chamberlain: Please, you love to disagree with me. It's your favorite thing to do.

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Chamberlain, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

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guess what seceshes we're talking simian suggestions

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Pickett: Made you all playlists! Pickett: Jim, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Pickett: Lo, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Pickett: And Dick has the ABBA Gold album.

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Armistead: George, I need some advice. Pickett: You need advice from ME? Armistead: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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General Stuart does not seem to have finished eating at Cracker Barrel or gotten iced tea from Zaxby's in time for him to make it to Gettysburg. Thus, we must try to make up for General Lee's lack of intel (thanks to Stuart) with incorrect quotes. That should help, right?

Tag Guide. These are mostly self-explanatory, but if you're looking for something specific:

Gettysburg (1993) incorrect quotes are tagged #gettysburg incorrect quotes and #gettysburg 1993.

General ACW incorrect quotes are tagged #acw incorrect quotes.

Civil War Trilogy incorrect quotes are tagged #cwt incorrect quotes.

Historical figures and their Gettysburg renditions are tagged as themselves either way (e.g. #joshua lawrence chamberlain for both real-life and Gettysburg).

Anything Civil War Trilogy/novels-related is tagged #civil war trilogy and their corresponding book.

Whatever they might be, non-meme/silly posts are tagged #jeb stuart at cracker barrel.

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*talking on the phone* Kilrain: Remember how I said that Tom and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? Chamberlain: Yeah… Kilrain: Well, we’re in jail. Chamberlain: *hangs up*

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Armistead, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Kemper, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Pickett, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Garnett, trembling: What are we playing?!