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Instead of the Dark Side, there's always a voice at the back of Obi-Wan's head that whispers "aren't you tired of being nice? don't you wanna go apeshit start acting like Qui-Gon?"

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

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Day 16 of Whumptober: Recovery/Aftermath

Younger Qui-Gon and his new apprentice

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

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He is worse than wrong. He is, may Heaven forgive him, right but being annoying about it.

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In one of your posts recently about Ahsoka you said something about Hatman and I’m kinda confused if that’s a real person who writes Ahsoka stuff or just like a metaphorical term for people writing Ashoka stuff

LMAO sorry for the confusion, The Hatman is in fact a real person who writes Ahsoka stuff. it's my nickname for Dave Filoni

look him up on google images. you will very quickly understand why i call him this.

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No one ever tells Obi-Wan that he is his Master's padawan.

Of course, for most people who had known Qui-Gon Jinn, telling someone else they resembled the the man would in fact be a thinly veiled insult. But still, Obi-Wan feels the absence of comparisons almost as strongly as he feels the absence of his Master.

There is no one for Obi-Wan to push against now, no strong presence at his side, ready to grab him by scruff and pull him back from another reckless stunt. It's an odd feeling. He has been set loose against his wishes. There is no one to his left and Anakin at his heels, but Anakin had needed, still needs, a strong, gentle figure for his prickly but sensitive heart. For even their worst bickering could not hold a candle to the scathing remarks he and Qui-Gon had shot at each other and Obi-Wan knows he cannot push and needle Anakin in the same way.

When Qui-Gon had been alive they had been an amusing, mirrored pair, the maverick and his rule-following padawan. Opposites clashing against each other, yet working together to complete the most difficult missions. Few saw that Qui-Gon's impertinence had indeed rubbed off on his padawan, cultivated from that small, angry initiate, because the only way to rebel against the rule-breaker had been to parrot the Council fastidiously. No one would ever get to see that again. Obi-Wan is one half of a mirrored pair trying to complete a routine on his own. What once was an impish, teasing compliance is now a betrayal of all his Master's values.

"How could Qui-Gon raise such a model Jedi?" He hears them say, "It's admirable that Master Kenobi was appointed to the Council despite his Master's maverick ways."

Padawan Kenobi would have yelled and kicked and screamed. Master Kenobi is serene. It should feel like an achievement. It feels like a disappointment.

Sometimes, Obi-Wan looks at the shape of the man he has moulded himself into, and aches to be his Master's padawan.

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Obi-Wan levitating and messing with the ends of Qui-Gon’s hair so it gets tangled and knotted when he's annoyed with his Master...

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Mace Windu can do whatever he likes with whatever attitude he wants actually cause he's in charge of wrangling a group of superpowered, psychic adreneline junkies who like to have heated academic debates using laser swords in their spare time. and then. AND THEN!! he has to regularly talk with politicians too??? disgusting. awful. my man is so tired.

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Qui-Gon: I'm built different.

Authors note: he was not.

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Qui-Gon's the type of guy to eat something he's deathly allergic to because c'mon it's been 10 years! surely he's over it now! and is shocked. shocked I tell you, by what happens next.

Qui-Gon: The healers say I can't eat this but last time I checked I'm the one with mastery over the living force

Obi-Wan: ...please, do go on

Qui-Gon: See! nothing ha-kjjmjdcsb *wheezing noises*

Obi-Wan, epipen already in hand: Must we do this every time Master?

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i think coruscant's citizens have the same attitude towards the jedi that gothamites have with the batfamily

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Headcanon: sometimes Jedi talk directly to the Force and they’re just …talking. Out loud. Sometimes in a skyward direction. Sometimes elsewhere. Just clearly not at anyone else around. And not like polite or prayerfully or anything. Like “where is it? where - oh, there it is, thank you!”, “are you karking serious?”, “So what do you think?”, “is this a good idea? My master said it was, but I wanted to check with you”, “You couldn’t have told me this earlier?”, “Suuure we’ll go into the creepy cave just because you said it’s fine, not like we have massively different understandings of what fine means”, “Hey, could you pass me that? …Thanks”, “Meddle I will not, if meddle you do not”, etc.

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Yeah but how about a mission where for some reason (bad tech, the force, inexplicably) Obi-Wan is turned into a baby and can't be turned back straight away, and the mission wraps up fast because no one wants to mess with the Jedi who has a baby in his arms and a slight panic in his eyes. Obi-Wan is so small in his arms, but so loud, and he grins at the littlest version of his Padawan, saying hello in the force and watching his face light up (maybe he's about 8-10 months old?)

RENOWNED JEDI MASTER QUI GON JINN, DEFEATED BY BABY WAN IN ONE FELL SWOOP

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I was wondering ,does Qui Dad! know how to hold Baby!Obi Wan properly , or is one of those who hold babies like they are things / wild rabid creatures and pray not to break them?

Qui-Gon: THIS WASN’T IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION, TAHL.

Tahl: Calm down, Qui. You’re being more of a baby than little Obi-Wan here.

Qui-Gon: *sweating nervously* I AM CALM, TAHL. I AM THE EPITOME, THE DEFINITION OF SERENITY RIGHT NOW.

Tahl: He’s a baby, not a bomb. Stop looking at him like he’s going to go off at any minute!

Qui-Gon: DOOKU NEVER PREPARED ME FOR THE CARE AND KEEPING OF INFANTS, TAHL!!!

Tahl: Your Master is a strange one, isn’t he, Obi-Wan?

Obi-Wan: Bah! :D

Qui-Gon’s most definitely the second one. He’s just so small! What if he makes Baby Wan hate him??? What if he can’t protect and care for him like a proper Master should???

Tahl is highly amused.

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commander cody and general kenobi of the 212th attack battalion charged with crimes of indirectly coining colloquial term “212th petty” due to repeated behaviors 

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Random natborn: *attempting smalltalk*

Cody, dead-eyed: The FitnessGram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic cap-