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guys who grew up in the most sterile environment in the galaxy and guy who didn't

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THERE ARE JEDI DETECTIVE HOLOS IN THE GFFA??? DISNEY, YOU HAVE GREENLIT APPROXIMATELY 80 SHOWS ALREADY AND I HAVE WATCHED THEM ALL WITH ONLY MINOR COMPLAINTS, YOU OWE ME THIS ONE NOW GIVE US AN ANIMATED IN-UNIVERSE YOUTUBE SHORT OF A JEDI DETECTIVE SHOW, WHERE THEY SHOW UP AND READ THE CRIMINALS MINDS PLEASE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

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Little sequel to this

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Using your Jedi Council privileges to get General Skywalker discharged early from the medical bay (again)

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EWAN McGREGOR Star Wars The Complete Saga DVD - Bonus features

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thinking about this post and making it obikin 👀

modern AU where Anakin has only ever been with women and cannot understand why he is so dissatisfied all the time, until his friend/colleague Ahsoka says "maybe you should try going out with a man then" and the idea is ridiculous because of course Anakin isn't gay, he would know.

...He would know, right?

So when Ahsoka sets him up with her friend Obi-Wan, he decides that one meeting doesn't mean anything. He can just say hi, talk for a bit, laugh a lot, have a great time, and what if he goes back to his place after that? Can two men have one last drink together while sitting too close to each other and looking at each other's eyes intensely without meaning anything?

Of course, Ahsoka receives 20 texts and voice messages the next day, and they gradually become more and more intense and explicit as she goes through them.

Anakin: Ahsoka, who is this guy. Why do you know someone who can make anyone want to undress when he smirks at you?

Anakin: I didn't know sex could feel this way? I didn't know I could just let someone else take care of.... everything?

Anakin: I can't believe how this man went from a crazy blowjob to an even more incredible rimj—

Anakin: But also he did not let me tap out, that was so incredibly rude. But I did learn that I could come more than—

Ahsoka has to stop the recordings multiple times before hearing something she will regret.

Anakin: Should I call him? Would that be too early? No, no I should play it cool. I will wait.

Anakin: Okay okay so I didn't play it it cool but I just said 'hey' and he replied 'you need it again already?' and wow, how dare he. Yes, I do, but also fuck you. Also, fuck me, I'll be back at 10

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I need you

day 19 of gay people

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CLEM WHEN DID YOU CHANGE HANDLE????

an unfortunate sudden urge to change everything in my life in february made me do it 🙃 It took me 48 hours to regret it but by this point someone else had taken obiwanobi already, I was so mad and I am still so mad

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follow up to this post. knight time

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The Lake Country by scadarts

Original was Ragusa by Carl Moll

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(2020-21) youngling obi-wan & grand-master dooku

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)

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I’m POSITIVE he went viral on the holonet during the clone wars and she had everything to do with it

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Behind the scenes of Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones | Light & Magic - 2x02: There Must Be a Better Way (2025)

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Goodbye (Sad Beeps) by scadarts

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I redrew it ^_^