Too chatty. Always early. Neurotic Cat lady. Can she even tell time? Too online. What does she even do? Great she’s in another Twitter argument. How many of her friends has she hit on? Is she bisexual? Try-sexual? God she talks a lot. Why all the nervous energy? Is she kidding about astrology? Fuck she’s talking about Higgs boson too! Was she in a cult? Would be cuter if she lost 200 lbs. Dump truck ass tho...