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"A Hard Place" (2025)

Tuesday, May 27th, 2025 (23:45) TEXT

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Tuesday, May 27th, 2025 (23:45) JEFELEN was frankly uncertain whether this was releasing on the 25th, 27th, or 29th...

Today would appear to be the day!

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"Desert Fiends" (2025)

Tuesday, April 8th, 2025 (12:34) JEFELEN x

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Wednesday, April 9th, 2025 (12:34)

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"Psycho Sex Dolls" (2025)

Monday, March 31st, 2025 (12:34) JEFELEN x

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Tuesday, April 1st, 2025 (12:34)

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"Butchers Bluff" (2025)

Tuesday, March 11th, 2025 (12:34) JEFELEN x

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Tuesday, March 11th, 2025 (12:34) x

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"Zombies vs. the Men's Shed" (2025)

JEFELEN x

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"Kodama" (2025)

JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122189850038236918&id=61557107541465

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"Dick Dynamite: 1944" (2024)

JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122189850038236918&id=61557107541465

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Wednesday, February 26, 2025 (12:34) Exciting news for audiences of the aptronymic 'Land of the Rising Sun', as this movie has now been picked up for imminent release in Japan! A slight rebranding has the picture now going by the localised title, "ビッグダイナマイト・不死身の傭兵" (or "Big Dynamite: Immortal Mercenary" for those in need of a translation), and is set for commercial DVD release on March 26th:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/NGJBK0_-fnA?vq=hd720&rel=0... #プルーク

This sizzle reel is perhaps a tad understated, as far as Japanese movie trailers go, and it could well be argued that the titular revision is entirely unnecessary, but you know what is said: あなたのディックが十分に大きくない場合は、日本へ向かいましょう!

Previous globetrotting promotional content can be found extensively chronicled here:

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=5709039632460459&id=100000634350634

Sunday, May 4, 2025 (12:34) 2025 UPDATE: okay, so forget all about that May the 4th and 'Star Wars Day' bunkum, for tomorrow is more importantly the 5th of May, which is set to henceforth be known throughout the United Kingdom as 'Day of the Dick'! That's right -- this May 5th, distributor Dazzler™ will be releasing the movie to the U.K. consumer market, so this is the opportunity Brits have been waiting for to own the savage action for themselves! Currently retailing through Amazon.co.uk on the following formats:

DVD: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DX2JZQMZ

Blu-Ray: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DX2M5GFH

Packaged with explosive bonus features including a director’s commentary, making-of featurette, toy advertisement, VFX breakdown, and deleted scenes (among other crackers), you certainly won't want to miss out on securing a copy for your collection!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Iff_WdJw85k?vq=hd720&rel=0…

And let it be said: Vader was a PUSSY!

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"Devil's Knight" (2024)

JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122181148862236918&id=61557107541465

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"Broken Innocence" (2024)

JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122180717936236918&id=61557107541465

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"Pater Noster and the Mission of Light" (2024)

JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122179377974236918&id=61557107541465

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"Stream" (2024)

JEFELEN x http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122178871406236918&id=61557107541465

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"The Forest Hills" (2024)

JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122177570804236918&id=61557107541465

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"Crackcoon" (2024)

JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122176201730236918&id=61557107541465

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"Topelt Turbo/Twin Turbo" (2024)

JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122171704730236918&id=61557107541465

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"Bring Me a Skin for Dancing In" (2024)

Saturday, August 17th, 2024 (12:34) JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122164817606236918&id=61557107541465

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"The Once and Future Smash" (2024)

JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122162588234236918&id=61557107541465

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"The Wind & The Reckoning" (2024)

Friday, July 5th, 2024 (12:34) JEFELEN x

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=122153763104236918&id=61557107541465

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