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for every note this gets I won’t self harm for a day. if you reblog this i’ll put your URL into a jar and each time i feel like harming myself, i’ll pull out a name & dm that user “thank you for caring.”

I’ve felt like self harming more and more lately, but haven’t because I cant find anything to self harm with.

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13 reason why characters as pictures on my camera roll.

I’m so sorry if this is offensive. It’s just a joke, i’ll take it down if it’s really that bad.

Clay:

Him @ hannah. I don’t hate Clay but he kinda refused to admit that Hannah wasn’t completely perfect. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hannah:

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Jessica:

She is so strong. Jess has been through HELL.

Alex:

Wow, I can’t believe Alex invented sarcasm.

Tony:

Self explanatory

Justin:

Everytime he has some good shit going for him……it gets taken away.

Bryce:

His face reads DISGUSTING! Nasty excuse of a “human being”. 🤮

Jeff:

Zach:

He had feelings for Hannah but was too afraid to take the relationship further.

Sheri:

I’ll post part 2 if you want.

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ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU FEEL BEING ASEXUAL IS AN ACTAUL SEXUALITY SO I CAN WRITE DOWN YOUR URL ON A PEICE OF PAPER AND SHOW IT TO MY DICKHEAD OF FRIEND

((The lack of notes is concerning.))

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FML III

@i–ship–it @varsityleatherbluejacket @aliengoth3 @lauriewithabeat @daddyrossbutler @mysticsthinking @allthe13reasonswhyheadcannons

WARNING: Homophobia

It’s been three days.

Blue hasn’t responded to him for three days. It’s killing him a little, slowly, each time his phone makes a little ding and he almost drops it trying to get it out of his pocket. It’s never him.

He should have expected it. He’s not exactly the most attractive person, or the most popular, or the most anything. It’s not all that surprising that Blue doesn’t want him.

He just wishes that didn’t have to mean he’d disappear completely.

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FML II

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WARNING: Homophobia

As Alex stands in the middle of Zach’s kitchen, he wonders why he hadn’t told Blue when he decided that he actually would be going.

He hadn’t lied. He really isn’t a party person and he’d much rather be holed up in his room watching something on Netflix. He’d just forgotten a tiny problematic factor—parties were part of his blackmail.

When Tyler had come up to him that morning at school and asked if he was going, Alex tried to think of the most convenient place to hide a body.

He came to the sad conclusion that there probably isn’t one.

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FML  I

Simon Vs AU

A/N: We’re finally here!! Not going to make this too long because I don’t think any of you will actually read it in favour of going straight to the fic. You’ve all been crazy amazing in supporting this and it’s taken a long time but I’m really glad I’ve finally finished it. I really wanna thank @daddyrossbutler for the moodboards because they inspired a bunch of the whole thing and for always reblogging my posts about it. I also never would have gotten the idea for Alex’s email/sign off name without @lauriewithabeat. You’ve both helped a lot and I seriously appreciate it, and @aliengoth3 has been awesome general encouragement. SO THANK YOU <3 

I’m both incredibly nervous and incredibly excited to share this with all of you.

You can find all the extra bits I’ve posted during the lead up to this under the ‘simon vs au’ tag on my page.

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Enjoy part 1/3!!

Alex never paid much attention to Tyler Down, but he thinks it’s now fair to say he can’t fucking stand him.

When he approaches Alex after band practice, he isn’t at all prepared for what comes out of his mouth. He calls him as Alex is almost out the door. “Hey, Alex?”

Alex bites back a sigh. He turns, raising a brow at him. “Yeah?”

“Who’s Blue?”

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PROMO WHORE IS BACK

Can you vote on this for me? http://hottopic.votigo.com/fbcontests/profiletab/Pride-Design-Contest/2891879 its a design for a pride shirt and if it wins it will be sold in hot topic. If you do I’ll forever give you my love and affection

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Demisexuality is real and valid.

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Easter (Justlex)

It was Easter and Justin and Alex were on their way to Alex’s parents house. They were having a dinner and an egg hunt for Alex’s little cousins. It made Justin a bit more nervous knowing that it wouldn’t just be Alex’s parents and brother but he knew everything would be fine.

They pulled up to the very familiar house and Alex parked on the side of the road, the driveway itself already being taken.

“You ready to go in?” Alex asked him, obviously noticing how nervous he seemed.

“Yeah, are you?” Justin didn’t want him to worry and he definietly didn’t want him to know why he was nervous.

“Um, yeah. Let’s go in, we’re the last ones here.”

The two got out of the car and walked in, instantly greeted by the smell of food. Alex’s mom rushed over to the boys, hugging them both.

“You’re just in time, we were just about to do the egg hunt for the little ones.”

That was a big deal this year since this was the first year Alex’s niece is able to walk well enough to participate. It was still weird to them seeing how much Alex’s brother had changed since his daughter was born.

“Alright, let’s go outside then.”

All of them joined the rest of the family outside, seeing colorful plastic eggs all over. After hugs from all the people there it was time to let the little ones go. Neither boy could stop smiling during it when they saw how excited each child got over every egg they found. Justin couldn’t wait until he and Alex had their own child to watch participate in an egg hunt. He couldn’t wait to be the one holding up a child so they can grab an egg that’s too high for them to reach. But first he had to do something.

“Hey Alex,” he started, “why don’t you grab that egg?” he motioned to an untouched blue egg next to them.

“They’re for the kids, Justin.”

“Come on, they won’t miss one egg. Just grab it, its free candy.”

“Alright, fine,” Alex walked over and grabbed the blue egg, opening it when he got back over to Justin. “M&M’s, want any?”

“Sure,” Justin said, trying to hide the worry in his voice. That wasn’t supposed to be in that egg. Where’s the egg?

They stood there eating the candy until all the eggs were found and they went back into the house so the kids could open them and the plastic egga could go back into the bag until next year. They sat on the couch, watching the kids open each egg until suddenly.

“Daddy, why is there a ring in this one?” they heard Mary, Alex’s niece, ask.

Justin looked over and made eye contact with Peter before sighing and turning to Alex, “well, you see… My plan backfired.”

“What do you mean?” Alex asked.

“You grabbed the wrong egg, that’s the one it was supposed to be.”

“I still don’t get it.”

Mary walked over to them, handing the ring to Justin. He slid off the couch onto one knee, “my plan backfired, this was supposed to be in the egg you grabbed. But, even though I can’t even follow through with a simple plan apparently, will you marry me?”

“Wait,” Alex said, “you put the ring into the egg, knowing there were small children very competitively grabbing eggs?”

“Yes.”

Alex laughed a bit, “I love you dumbass, of course I’ll marry you.”

Justin stood up and kissed him, putting the ring onto his finger as the whole family cheered.

The rest of the night consisted of Alex showing off the ring and really good home cooked food. Neither boy stopped smiling for at least a week after. And who knows, maybe next easter they wouldn’t be the only people without children anymore.

I said it’d be short but hopefully its cute? Idk, sorry its a little late and I’m tagging people who said they wanted to read it (and hopefully its not disappointing)

@daddyrossbutler @allthe13reasonswhyheadcannons @fmljustlex @skeletal-sodomy @i-am-totally-awesome-2 @lauriewithabeat @llahey @peaceful-d1sturbance @imperfection-in-one-human (am I tagging more people because I’m a promo whore who needs validation and doesn’t want this to just flop? Yes) @mysticsthinking @13rwquestionsandsometimesquotes @fanmade13rw @13imagines-why

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I planned my death for this Friday, any suggestions on what to do before then?

YO CHILL!!!!! Don’t do this!!!!!!!!!!

I hope this is a sick joke.

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so this is a thing

a bunch of moms are making letters+audio recordings of affirming, validating letters to queer/trans* people who don’t get that kind of support from their moms

i would say more about it but

im kind of busy in this puddle of tears on the floor so

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trying to bloom with all it might, it puts in all its heart

jihyun kim / v mobile wallpapers ↳ request by anon ✩

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.