jeff-offical

[jeff-offical]

I'd tell you to stay safe as well, but... um... I really don't think you NEED to be safe at this point.

The mortal is looking quite tasty at a time like this, I mean, the famine hit the reefs so I must go on land for sweet long pig, hey @jeff-offical?

[jeff-offical]

Levi, I have a feeling the entire officalverse would murder you if you ate me, so... here's a cow...

The mortal is looking quite tasty at a time like this, I mean, the famine hit the reefs so I must go on land for sweet long pig, hey @jeff-offical?

[jeff-offical]

Miss Information, I'm mortal...?

how did you get every single official blog to want you dead. what is your secret

Okay okay okay. First of all, I think several of them want everyone dead, so there's that. Also, I don't think Levi, the Victorian kids, and god want me dead. And the rest? They're jealous of my charm, I suppose.

[jeff-offical]

Followers of Jeffdom! We need as many notes as possible!

k, 500 notes and yall can tell me what to do (within boundaries ovi)

im finna regret this

[jeff-offical]

Hey GEFF!! How ya doin'?

*Wilts in J-e-f-f*

[jeff-offical]

Should we call you Jeph or Geff?

Jeff would be nice, please.

[jeff-offical]

Some of the death entities were discussing my demise a while back </3... But technically, for half of them, killing me early is breach of contract.

how did you get every single official blog to want you dead. what is your secret

Okay okay okay. First of all, I think several of them want everyone dead, so there's that. Also, I don't think Levi, the Victorian kids, and god want me dead. And the rest? They're jealous of my charm, I suppose.

[jeff-offical]

i am très glad you are a officalverse member

-@le-poisson-steve-official

Merci beaucoup, Steve! I am also glad we have another sea dweller in our forces!

[jeff-offical]

@leviathan-offical Are you giving me complements...?

Jeff I think you’re so awesome sauce and I’m glad you’re in this community with us

-signed, one of your lovely friends

Thank you so much! Whoever you are (presuming you are also in the offical verse), I'm also glad you're here! And all of you goobers, hooters, and sillys who follow the officalverse? Y'all are great too!

[jeff-offical]

Any time.

You're looking very valid today.

Keep it up monarch.

[jeff-offical]

Jeff I think you’re so awesome sauce and I’m glad you’re in this community with us

-signed, one of your lovely friends

Thank you so much! Whoever you are (presuming you are also in the offical verse), I'm also glad you're here! And all of you goobers, hooters, and sillys who follow the officalverse? Y'all are great too!

[jeff-offical]

Will you join our cult 👉👈 we have fun times

And nothing suspicious ever happenes

- @evilducks-offical

Sorry... I'm staying out of the cult line of work...

[jeff-offical]

HELP ME!!

you 🫵

in the van, now /silly

@cia-offical

How- what?! Sorry- but who told you to arrest me?

[jeff-offical]

Okay... Send her they're trying to get information!

you 🫵

in the van, now /silly

@cia-offical

How- what?! Sorry- but who told you to arrest me?

[jeff-offical]

Who?

you 🫵

in the van, now /silly

@cia-offical

How- what?! Sorry- but who told you to arrest me?

[jeff-offical]

(Is currently tied to a chair in an unknown location, scared and alone...)

you 🫵

in the van, now /silly

@cia-offical

How- what?! Sorry- but who told you to arrest me?

[jeff-offical]

If I asked you to join my cult would you

Probably not, sorry. I famously have no magical or arcane prowess, and gods, etc., have mixed feelings about me.