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In Moments Of Waiting - 34x45” acrylic on unstretched canvas. Available.

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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

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"don't let it bother you" first of all, everything bothers me

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

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Happy pride month with finally become your true self 🫂🏳️‍⚧️💕

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PEDRO PASCAL, CHRIS EVANS & DAKOTA JOHNSON Would You Rather? | LADbible

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The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

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cottage core? web core? look man im stuck in hephaestus core right now all the powers off for some reason