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boobies

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historical moment as photos i found in my camera roll (part 7)

james madison

rachel faucette before fucking dying in 1768

philip schuyler, 14 december 1780

hamilton-laurens relationship according to historians

ron chernow with hamilton :/

hamilton getting beaten to a pulp during the cadaver riots (1788)

hamilton-burr duel (11 july, 1804)

jefferson writing all men are created equal

aaron burr getting married to theodosia

owning a history account 2019-now

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reblog if you would be arrested for ‘gross indecency’

I know I would <33

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What if I had kids someone I knew was a Jefferson descendant just so I could be related to him through marriage just to spite you

the sheer energy of this anon made me close the app and go to sleep at 7 pm

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pickle the pickle

13-inch-pickle 😏😏

new unit of measure

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HEY DID YOU KNOW THEY KEEP RASPUTIN'S DICK IN A JAR SOMEWHERE IN RUSSIA??????

it’s pickled!

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ah another day, another american trying to convince me that greek people aren’t white. maam have you seen me—

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In college I have had to write essays on both Tesla and Edison and lemme just say, I intend to find Edison’s grave and spit on it I can’t stand that man.

get in girls we’re going grave robbing

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Documentary: And in five billion years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire-

Seven-year-old me:

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suddenly my guide

caught me, even as a mother that from sleep

is by the noise aroused, and near her sees

the climbing fires, who snatched up her babe

and flies ne’er pausing, careful more of him

than of herself, that but a single vest

clings round her limbs.

-dante, the inferno

shut up dante shut the fuck up, there he is calling himself baby again

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Edison is dumb and a prick, this has been written by the Stan Tesla gang

gang gang gang tesla solidarity

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thought about thomas edison for too long and i’m crying don’t hmu

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will be using @aaronburrspussylips as a spam account and keeping most of the historical shitposting stuff here so if anyone cares about whatever shit i’m on at the time go follow that lol

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tag yourself: i’m hamilton but mostly adams

If the founding fathers were Zoomers

Thomas Jefferson: neo-confederate furry weeb. Is a redditor and is unexplainably smug about it. Makes memes about “Instagram normies” unironically. Discord mod that gets outed for grooming behavior.

Ben Franklin: shitposter. Has every social media imaginable, popular on all of them. Could be number 1 in his class but he doesn’t fucking care. Spends a considerable amount of time dicking around with useless robots and inventions until he comes up with something actually good. Banned TJeffs from his furry discord.

Alexander Hamilton: Aspiring E-thot. Is the “Instagram normie” Jefferson gloats about. Twitter timeline is full of drama he’s involved with to varying degrees. Made callout posts, had callout posts made him, and has preemptively called himself out. Really big on performative activism. If his YouTube channel flops he’ll just be a lawyer instead nbd

James Madison: did online schooling before it was cool. Positive he’ll die a virgin. Manages to be more of a loser than Tjeffs, who is his only friend.

John Adams: has a finsta where he talks shit about ppl he doesn’t like. Everyone knows it’s him, they don’t care. Has a gf, somehow. Uses memes after they fall out of relevance. Still laughs at rage comics.

George Washington: not big on social media. Likes popular podcasts and follows sports closely. Can talk topically on almost anything, just not in depth. Doesn’t know what a normie is or why he qualifies as one. Actually goes outside.

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Well…that’s quite a plot twist.

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choccy milk

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i need to go o the bathroom and the teachers isn’t letting us leave the meeting pls maam I had chocolate milk for breakfast