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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

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I (a baptised catholic) lost my virginity to a satanist the night before Pope Francis died. I fear this may be my fault.

noooooo that's so funny! It was definitely you

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how it feels to have two of your favorite characters also be the two that fucking hate each other

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And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.

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not to be a slut on main but what if we went to get ice cream and you told me about that piece of media you like

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I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE HOW THEY PRONOUNCE A WORD. I LOVE Y’ALL IN TEXT. I LOVE YOU INTENTIONALLY MISSPELLED WORDS TO CONVEY A SECOND MEANING AND CONTEXT.

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sometimes i have a thought and go “this would do numbers on tumblr dot com” and oh boy the numbers! 0. absolutely fucking nothing. maybe 1 if i’m lucky.

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i went to a drag show and one of the acts was Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

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this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

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i went to mad at you island and for some reason every single steven universe character was there

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i keep seeing comments saying "i hope they don't sing" motherfucker i hope they sing exactly one song and it's karkalicious

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