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She purchased a super king size bed for them

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g’raha tia short king

based on real life events as a 5’2” guy

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Who else has thousands of ideas but unfortunately your mortal form is constantly at 'low battery' energy levels?

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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

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new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary

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i love OCs. like this is my emotional support dressup dolly that i beat the living shit out of

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能不能把龙形态还来

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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

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🎤

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loving nature and everything to inhabit it but also; he is sleepy

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what i imagine when somebody says they're eating my art

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happy anniversary, fields of mistria 🌻💛

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