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#my medicine makes my pale freckled arse even more sensitive to the sun#leaving the house is a chore
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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You left, without so much as telling me good-bye.
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happy valentines from Aphrodite 🩷💌🌷
#hades#has got me#the soundtrack to my brain at the moment is charon's shop music complete with guttural growling
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Preparing fledgling switch 2 owners for the Yakuza 0 experience
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PENGUINS. all of them!
(not precisely to scale, but close)

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May your 25th of May be glorious! Here's to Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard Boiled Egg.
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curled up with mama.... protected by mama.... let's be warm with mama...
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