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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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Pigeon

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why are all the star trek games based on war and ship command and galactic fighting and war. i want diplomat simulator. i want skyrim for star trek. i wanna talk to a bunch of aliens about their farming rivalry and then go to the planet where everyones an italian mobster. i dont give a shit about upgrading the torpedoes on my battle cruiser to level up and destroy other ships in the New Online MMORPG. i want my entire ship to malfunction because an alien laid an egg in the nacelles and then i want to fix it by raising the alien as my own and then tossing it into space. what’s so hard to understand.

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Gulmp.

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😭😭😭😭

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reblog for sample size !!

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i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

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public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy

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I think we may have accidentally adopted an anteater.

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Cozy

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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

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😳

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*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?

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