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♥️ love train! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love! ♥️

thank you!!

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we've reached over 10k words of problematic fanfiction

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normal sentences to put in the middle of what's supposed to be a porn scene.

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“Don’t dream it… be it”

Feeling ill at the moment, so distracting myself by drawing Ed as Frank-n-Furter 💕🫦

(Ooh, maybe an AU where Stede gets taken to a live show by his co-workers (the crew) and Ed is the beautiful star of the shadow cast 👀🩷)

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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god you look at any fashionable fat person comments and it’s like so rancid.. people always talking about how they dont want to see our fat stomachs hanging out or rolls and its like. okay maybe for you and your shitty taste. me? when i see a fat person with their belly hanging out of a crop top i get on my knees and thank god for this gift

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Here is your daily fact about Cookie Monster! For a long time the cookies he ate were made out of painted rice cakes because they looked closer to cookies without actually damaging the puppet but now the cookies he eats on camera are made out of like some sort of whole-grain concoction that looks tasty on camera, but will not damage the puppet.

we love technological advancements!

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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Men please DO interact!! I’m just some non-binary lesbian but I want my blog to be a safe space where you won’t be treated poorly for your identity. It’s not your responsibility to self-flagellate or otherwise hate yourself for the crime of being born as or becoming* a man. Gendered expectations are sexist; you have no obligation to be strong, to sacrifice yourself to protect others, to show no emotion, or any other of the standards people may try to force on you.

Of course everyone should use their privilege to uplift those less privileged than them, but people shouldn’t assume you’re exclusively privileged due to your gender or ignore the way it intersects with other identities of yours. I love you disabled men, men of color, trans men, intersex men, queer men, and everyone else. I will include you in my feminism always and forever. Please surround yourselves with people who care about you.

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Tell me why the strap BROKE

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where’s that post that’s like ‘the dentist is always filling my mouth with delicious water and tricking me into thinking i’m getting a nice drink before sucking it back out with their wretched little tube. dishonest behaviour’

that’s an ed teach post now. i’ve decided

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Yeah I think you've hit the nail on the head.

Have I asked you about the "all blue Muppets are Jewish" theory?

no. I don't know a lot about the muppets. I know there's grover and the cookie monster. and, as gently as possible, I'd prefer the kind of jewish headcanoning that looks at a character's values and actions rather than their looks. claiming that a character's values and actions indicate possible jewishness can be foul (greedy, conniving, two-timing), but appearance is just always going to be kind of weird and bad (with the possible exception of the person making this headcanon being jewish and starved for any kind of rep). now obviously these are muppets and not, like, real human beings, so... you cannot possibly apply jewish appearance stereotypes to them but yeah idk, I'd have to hear more about the rationale behind that and if there is deeper stuff to it, because maybe there is idk.

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Yeah it feels very in line with how conservatives are rainbow-phobic now because they cannot separate all rainbows from gayness. but like. a different flavor of that. I'm not one of those "the curtains are just blue" people and there may very well be a reason grover and the cookie monster are blue, but... I think this is an instance they are just blue and it's not deep.

Have I asked you about the "all blue Muppets are Jewish" theory?

no. I don't know a lot about the muppets. I know there's grover and the cookie monster. and, as gently as possible, I'd prefer the kind of jewish headcanoning that looks at a character's values and actions rather than their looks. claiming that a character's values and actions indicate possible jewishness can be foul (greedy, conniving, two-timing), but appearance is just always going to be kind of weird and bad (with the possible exception of the person making this headcanon being jewish and starved for any kind of rep). now obviously these are muppets and not, like, real human beings, so... you cannot possibly apply jewish appearance stereotypes to them but yeah idk, I'd have to hear more about the rationale behind that and if there is deeper stuff to it, because maybe there is idk.

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Have I asked you about the "all blue Muppets are Jewish" theory?

no. I don't know a lot about the muppets. I know there's grover and the cookie monster. and, as gently as possible, I'd prefer the kind of jewish headcanoning that looks at a character's values and actions rather than their looks. claiming that a character's values and actions indicate possible jewishness can be foul (greedy, conniving, two-timing), but appearance is just always going to be kind of weird and bad (with the possible exception of the person making this headcanon being jewish and starved for any kind of rep). now obviously these are muppets and not, like, real human beings, so... you cannot possibly apply jewish appearance stereotypes to them but yeah idk, I'd have to hear more about the rationale behind that and if there is deeper stuff to it, because maybe there is idk.

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Wheee

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the funny thing about usamerican politics is a lot of my gen x and up family and coworkers have correctly identified the problems of late stage capitalism, and may even independently come to the conclusion that socialist reform needs to happen (particularly with health care and some kind of safety net), but the second you mention "uh yeah of course we're having these problems and need those solutions, that's late stage capitalism babey" they clam up because the cold war propaganda is ingrained so deeply in their bones that identifying as anything other than a capitalist is physically impossible for them, even though their actual internal values do not completely line up with capitalism and they would be so much less confused about the state of the US if they just accepted that capitalism is flawed and caused these problems.