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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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Do you guys like my daddies? I mean my daddies- I mean my—
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Just Bing and Google working for the Iplier Corporation.
Please don’t repost. Reblogs are appreciated ❤️
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy
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Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?
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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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90% of my writing experience is doing this
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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The Last Judgment
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Commission for @yuhyeol ! Thank you for the support!
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