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being good friends with evelyn and george but barely knowing alex is so funny. like bro i didnt call for you put your grandparents on the phone i have a recipe to swap with granny and a news broadcast to complain about with peepaw

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hell yeah!!!

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I love when sdv spouses r like "babe I watered the plants for you 🥺🥺" "I fed all the animals for u 🥺" like awh babe you shouldn't have. Really. its all automatic 🤗🤗 but thanks anyways

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favorite bachelors

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To the Elliott Nation. Be honest with yourselves. How weirded out do you think he's be by the nicknames you've called him.

I feel like if I made my farmer call Elliott "The Pomegranate Poet" or "The Fancy Writer Man" that's fine, but then there's also "Babygirl" and "Malewife"... Which I feel like he'd be confused by.

...And then there's "The Reclusive, Creative Redhead" which is not the best "compliment" and can also describe Leah. I don't think he'd like that one.

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i feel so bad every time (my sweet sweet beloved) harvey says "i worry about you" because i am heading down to the mines and im biting the heads off bats like ozzy osbourne i need a way to communicate to my babyboy that im not in danger i AM the danger

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stardew valley flora 🌻

i've been wanting to try one of these botanical posters in my style, and the 1.6 update was the perfect excuse✨

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“you’ve already seen a movie this week” oh i’m sorry stardew valley am i not the backbone of this fucking town? did i not single-handedly fix the community center, the bus, the boat, and whip up a movie theater on top of that? am i not shipping out thousands of dollars worth of material on the daily and killing monsters for you people? collecting whatever bullshit you ask for? bringing you gifts tailored to your preferences? and when i wish only to play the crane game and get a dinosaur egg you won’t even let me in the door to PAY YOU MONEY? unbelievable.

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“stardew valley is so relaxing” i am struggling to make ends meet. yesterday i was swarmed by bugs and passed out and the resident homeless guy found me, dragged me back to my home, and stole half of what was in my backpack. the day before that the only doctor in town found me passed out in my OWN FUCKING HOUSE TWO FEET FROM MY BED and still billed me 200g in medical bills. i watered one plant and have become incredibly fatigued. the mayor i met 2 days ago just asked me to fetch his boxers from the animal farmer he’s having an affair with instead of getting them his damn self. i have never been more stressed in my life.

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“Marnie looks lovely today…”

What if… Marlon picked up the courage and invited Marnie to waltz at the Flower Dance?

I know in my heart of hearts, these two are destined to be together. Lewis doesn’t deserve her.

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the witch’s hut is stardew valley’s abortion clinic

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save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......

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hmm..

hmmm...

I now have as much decorative garbage as i could ever want...

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The rebellion would have been so much shorter if Katniss had accidentally sang Pure as the driven snow. He would have had a heart attack right there and then.

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thg characters + textposts: 3/?

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Things I wish the TBOSAS movie included from the book:

Making certain parts of Snow's inner monologues clear, such as the fact that he considered selling Tigris & really hated Sejanus.

The way the tributes started performing at the zoo to get bits of food & the fact that they were treated by veterinarians.

A better look into Snow's friendship with Clemensia.

The relationship development between Lucy Gray & Snow before the games started (it's much deeper in the book).

Arachne's funeral & Snow singing.

Lysistrata helping Jessup & him saving her in turn during the rebel explosion.

The aftermath of Clemensia being bitten by Gaul's snakes.

Dr Gaul's constant rhyming. It made her more unhinged and psychotic, whereas the movie mostly made her sinister.

“Well, you know what they say. The show’s not over until the mockingjay sings,”

Sejanus' mother wanting to go into the arena and get him herself.

Lamina & Reaper's brief alliance.

Teslee hacking the drones to kill Mizzen.

Snow bonding with the other peacekeepers.

The bond between the members of The Covey.

The closeness between Sejanus and his ma which made his execution even more heartbreaking in the book.

Snow's plan to marry someone he'd hate (Livia) so that he'd never feel love and be manipulated again.