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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor
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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something
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In the spirit of your latest video, I present to you The Twilight Bathroom.



You have a toilet pic. You may share it.
Incomprehensible decision to keep books and what looks to be paper bats in a bathroom that gets wet and humid. Their mind.
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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand
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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat
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This is a LUCKY FROG! Since you have seen the lucky frog, you will be lucky today. Happy luck day!
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