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The lost parcel.

I was having a discussion with my sister through a video connection on our computers. During the insane chit chat that we inevitably engage in my sister mentioned that she thought my blouse was very attractive. Well I am aware that those living in the UK do tend to dress in a very drab manner, unlike us in the sunshine state of WA. I decided to send her my blouse, plus a jumper which she had…

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Corruption, Never.

I suppose both myself and my Husband are, to put it mildly completely innocent of the true workings of our modern Society. The following story provided by my Husband from his long distance past just goes to show that corruption was ripe and booming even as far back as the 60,s. His business colleague, had informed him that he had been done for speeding. And he was due in Court the following…

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The lonely Brick.

Every night I contact my younger sister in the UK over our internet , She recently lost her husband after 40 years of marriage. She was depressed and finding it very difficult to cope with her loss, and the ensuing loneliness that inevitably accompanies such a break down in regular companionship. As a result, and to help her through this period I have developed a regular daily contact regime,…

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Kitchen danger.

It may well be that my husbands description of me, that an old wobbley is ever so slightly close to the mark. Why do i say this, Well in the past when we had just bought our first Dishwasher, he obviously trying to be helpful, decided to load the machine. Unfortunately he never told me so as i was totally unaware that the loading door was down, i never saw it, walked into it, and collapsed…

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Apologies are due.

Oh dear, it has been a dreadful week. The Washing Machine gave up the ghost, kept flooding the Laundry. My Husbands Mobile phone started acting up, And finally my favourite. TV streaming channel decided for no apparent reason to lock us out. Simply put whenever we tried . to watch a programme, it flashed up a six digit code, with no instruction as to where to enter this. Streaming box hand-piece,…

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My God, revenge really is beautiful..

Years ago we were watching the news on Evening TV. Suddenly came a sequence of shots of Prince Harry, all showing him parading around with his right arm across his chest and dissapearing into the left side of his jacket. My husbands comments… he is being groomed for his future appearances and his professional advisors have told him that this is a Royal Pose.. he has taken it to heart, and is…

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I am proud of the Clown.

Earlier in the week my self and my husband visited a local Warehouse Store, We parked, left our vehicle, then my husband noticed a gentleman had just unloaded his trolley and was preparing to convey this modern monstrosity, the shopping trolley, back to the Warehouse trolley park, so my husband shouted across the space, OK Mate, i will take it back for you. Well we did need an empty trolley, The…

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Memories.

This morning i was busy in my kitchen. I looked across our living area and saw my Husband as usual doing nothing at all on his computer. But strangely there was a very slight smile on his face. I understood immediately as i realised that a very famous song from the 60,s was being played on the radio, and would you believe it i joined him in his smile. That song was “ Ave Maria.” And as soon as i…