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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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This is the best one

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pls reblog <33

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applied for a class w a backpacking trip that starts the day after the mcr concert wish me luuuuuuck <3

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Wunmi Mosaku

For Schön! Magazine by camraface (May 2025)

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we used to have beyond evil on the television. we used to have sergeant dilf and detective dickmatised daddy issues prowling the streets on the regular. we used to have the most romantic rain scene in all of kdrama history (patricide as atonement/love language). we used to have culture 😔

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

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Have you ever had a "viral" post on Tumblr? (200 notes or more)

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee

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I still think the most devastating enshittification I've ever seen has been picrew. One of the few dress-up game websites left that's not flash-based and it's become DRENCHED in ads. You can't open the home screen without being blasted by at least three or four ads. You can't open two picrews in a row without watching a video ad first. When you have a picrew open the ads cover up the different options and sometimes even stack on each other so you have to hit like 2 or 3 different x buttons to get it to go away, only for more to appear seconds later. Evil world

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It's all coming up Astarion.

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im sure someone already made a post about it but i came across a ublock origin add-on that blacklists around 950 AI websites and disables AI overview ☝️ so u can be free from seeing AI in your search

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Baby and Mama, Yellowstone National Park

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Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder