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She’s a 10 but she says “harder” when you hit her.
(She’s an 11)
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Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”
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i feel like i‘ve lost my spark and trying to get it back is fucking exhausting
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stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.
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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert
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Alexis Mata — Daydream in the Cactus Desert (oil on canvas, 2024)
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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
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mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day
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She's a 10, but she gets wet when you tell her that you're proud of her.
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