jennyhoyt

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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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@pscentral event 35: PARALLELS ↳ The Wizard of Oz (1939) & Wicked (2024) (insp)

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Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

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recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

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You are the bane of my existence–and the object of all of my desires. Night and day I dream of you.

Bridgerton (2020 - )

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“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

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let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

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You must have blended in with the foliage

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Ball lightning while visiting a parking lot… Ball lightning is a rare phenomenon described as luminescent, spherical objects that vary from pea-sized to several meters in diameter....

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“My poor baby. My poor sweet little boy,” I lament out loud over a whole grown adult man who is not mine but is in fact a fictional character with fictional hurts. What matters is my feelings are real

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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

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Fiyeraba + text posts (15/∞)