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Sudden Question: how confident do you feel about clearing parking disputes? Now we're lush with some reputable currency, suddenly we're worth being chased over years worth of old fines. I know it's been a while, but me n'you had something special legal-wise. Y'know? After the Fearless Avengers broke up, I figured I'd still reach out.

Also - still kinda owe me for getting your car back, Gamma Babe. But who's keepin' tabs on scut like that?

♪ -honey bee... come and get this pollen! (Yes!) Too bad your Ex don't do it for ya. (Yes!) Walked in and 'dream-came-true'd' it for ya... ♫

"Oh, #*?&! Uh... " The coat draped over her right arm is vibrating, singing, and doing its very best job to point and laugh at the 'No Cell Phone Usage' posters that have, handily, been taped all over the courthouse. "Swore I turned this thing off when I walked in, I don't know how it- Oh."

Caller ID. Wonderful invention.

"Do you mind if I-? Sorry, I'll be right back..." Quickly looking for- Roof access, that'd do.

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❝ It depends, Rocket. ❞ Fire escape door almost closes behind her, but gets propped open by a very strong green grasp.

"Are these 'old fines' issued around you parking where meters have run out... or around you parking your getaway vehicle too near to varied, alleged, crimes that may have been committed?

If I start going to bat for you, is this going to open you up to further litigation and judicial retribution?"

She was on board. Of course she was on board. Once a Fearless Avenger (The Mightiest Heroes Anywhere, Including Earth), always a Fearless Avenger. Just hearing that he was alive (No 'hello', mind you. Straight to 'save me from the consequences of my actions...' Typical.) was enough for her to take it all in stride...

-and yet?

❝ Rocket you sent me my car in BITS. AND PIECES. I still don't have the engine block, just one and a half tons of scrap metal! If anyone was keeping tabs, they'd recognize that I 'still kinda' owe you a boot to the head!❞

Miss Walters?! Is everything alright up there? Crap. Day Job.

❝ Look, just- are you in a nearby system? My office, a few hours from now. Bring. The. Parking. Tickets. I'll see what I can do.❞

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Why do I hear a sultry, saxophone solo every time I look at your legs? That stuff's supposed to be nondiegetic! I'm not supposed to be hearing it!!

"A. Stop looking at my legs. It took a lot of conversations with editorial for my costume this go-around to come with pants. If you start drawing focus down there, someone's gonna get it in their head to complain on twitter, and I'll be back in a singlet before the summer's over."

Which was a cold shame, considering she was absolutely killing it in these track pants. No, hey- Aht!

'Don't pan down to show them, that's counterproductive! Tight focus on the money, let's get out of here.'

"B. If you're hearing the score you should probably keep your distance. It means you're way too close to the plot and it's only gonna wind up doing you a trouble."

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    “You know why I don’t have a monstrous side? Because I eat Snickers®.”

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i hope you write (i hope we both write)

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❝ Ah ? ❞The geiger counter tracking app is closed. ❝ Nothing that can't be handled later. What's up? ❞

“ i'm not interrupting anything , am i ? ” / @jensationals

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Jennifer trying to warn Clint about his death that's already happened, when she's working a TVA trial and Clint's juror and it's a time travely thing I think.. it's from She-Hulk 2006...

Anyways. Reasons to love Jennifer Walters. Also a reminder for everyone how trippy fun She Hulk books are due to the fourth wall being more of an open window.

These two. These fucking paragons of humanity, I can't believe them. She is fighting for her fucking life and threatening the end of all reality to try and get him to have a fucking life and there he is, disassociating into a mild nap in the middle of her very important time-breaking, reality burning hail mary efforts.

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i gotta go digging. but reminders of clint and jen dynamic in comics... is when clint was like dead after onslaught/kree ship i think. jennifer gets so distraught and tries to break the forth wall to try to warn clint about his impeending death when she got in a time loop. this was early 2000s... let me hunt.

NO, I KNOW WHICH ONE THIS IS! This is just before the TVA Trial post uh.... Disassembled! Shulkie 98 to 102. Blast from the past when old Arrows pops up through the loop, and she's prepared!

Being immortal is the fucking worst, because she has to sit there and watch her friends fail to make it through the things she 'just scrapes past'. So of course she was fully ready to suffer the brunt of 'being unmade by all reality' just to make sure that Clint doesn't get got!

She uh... Well. We know you can't beat editorial at their own game.

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Now, in his defense... (Avengers #229)

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@mistcken replied to your post??

scud vc: Well, there's some comfort in that your property isn't abandoned

​ ❝ and why... ❞ Over her shoulder? Back to the scene. ❝ ...why is that a comfort, for you, exactly? ❞

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❝ Sorry... They cancelled the second season of my TV show and I kinda started to spiral. Wound up pulling a Bruce and started walking around mid-western America in bell bottoms. ❞

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me logging onto this account once every fortnight.

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WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN March 29th 2024

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I've had a shitty year, to put it bluntly.

Between hospital visits for myself, my partner, related to diabetes and self harm attempts. My financial situation has been weak as shit as is, but having to be out for all of that has been wildly worse.

I'm like 5k behind on rent. I'm trying to catch up on things, but I'm currently between jobs and ready to pull my own fucking hair out trying to get responses.

I'm not begging, I'm not demanding, but if anyone is ever willing and has the extra scratch to spare, and I emphasize only if you can, because as it stands I have no way to pay anyone back:

cashapp: $shifterfree venmo: @Charles-Goodwin-61 paypal: @shifterfree

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WLWMEME: 4/10 ships ♡ kelly & yorkie (black mirror: san junipero)

I'm gonna say something crazy. Okay. Wanna marry me instead? It's just, Greg seems great, but ... why not someone you've connected with?