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Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me
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what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license
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The Curse of Aaron Ramsey: Every time Aaron Ramsey has scored a goal, someone famous has died shortly after.
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him: i have a mommy kink me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy? him: yeah me: why all these damn dishes in the sink
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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