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The question is: who took this Polaroid pic?

I headcanon that Kipps has photography as a hobby.

I also headcanon that Lockwood stole his camera from time to time for a "very serious mission, life or death situation"

(it's a remake of my old acrylic micro-painting, I am finally happy with it)

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"The Hollow Boy" by Jonathan Stroud cover and illustrations

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Since critrole isn’t around to give me my weekly dose of angst I went and made my own. Did I ignore how familiars work in dnd 5e for the purposes of this comic? Yea I sure did.

EDIT: I just want to be completely clear that this is not specifically a spoiler beyond essek and M9 being friends. Don’t want to disappoint anyone <3

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I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

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i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

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[ID: Image 1 of 2. A digital illustration of Keyleth from Critical Role. The drawing is a redraw of Barbie's mugshot from the Barbie movie trailer. Keyleth holds up a rectangular plate showing her name, looking shocked and anxious.

Image 2 of 2. A digital illustration of Vax'ildan from Critical Role. The drawing is a redraw of Ken's mugshot from the Barbie movie trailer. Vax holds up a rectangular plate reading "and Vax" while turned towards the right, grinning. End description.]

Had to do the Barbie redraw meme with Kiki and Vax <3

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My piece for @swimonzine - you can still get the zine and support the shark conservation here!

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Kattomassa konserttia ja täällä on joku fagotti 🤨

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Autumnal Iron Trio! Watercolor pencil and white gel pen 🍁🍂🧡💙🖤

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part 6 of my lockwood and co series of incorrect quotes!!!!!! 😄

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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

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I'm still waiting to get the book from the library (how dare someone else be reading this) but i'll join you soonish! I don't think i'll be reading the first two chapters anyway as i have them pretty much engraved on my brain from translating them into Finnish in summer :'D Then i went and mailed that off to a publishing house as a translation sample. Who knows, maybe the publishers fall in love with l&co too!

day one 🔔🔔🔔 give it up for day one of rereading lockwood and co 🔔🔔🔔

i’m so excited to go back ahhhhh send me back!!

q: is this book nostalgic for you?

i’m rereading as part of a lockwood and co book club - this week we read part one of the screaming staircase!

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Lockwood: so feeling like something bad is going to happen is not spidey sense?

Barnes: Lockwood, that’s just anxiety

Lockwood: *makes the most disappointed face ever*

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Essik is so tired. He’s just trying to answer an email from his boss…

i never post on tumblr anymore but I made this tonight. Excuse any typos as in character please, as I cannot spell.

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don't give up

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