Bucky: so how was the met?
Sam: what?
Bucky: met gala?
Sam: the what gala?
Bucky: quit lying. I saw a picture of you at met gala.
Bucky, shows him the picture:
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Steve: Language!
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Tony: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Steve, sobbing: Please just say fuck
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Carol when Thanos Head butted her and didn’t even flinch.
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Peter: Hey Carol, can I ask you something important?
Carol: Sure, Peter, what is it?
Peter:
Carol:
Peter:
Peter: ᴰᵒᵉˢ ᵍᵒᵒˢᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᴵ'ᵐ ᶜᵒᵒˡˀ
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•GLOW•
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God works fast but people who make gifs in the Marvel fandom work faster when a trailer is released
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Have you heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades?
He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles’ heel”, but have you heard of “Bophades’ Nuts”?
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IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.
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so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
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