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Fig Newton : Isaac Newton :: Fight Club : Isaacht Club

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khamenei next. si kere el dyo

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khamenei next. si kere el dyo

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“Bro, if I was a dictator and I died in a helicopter crash, I’d kill myself out of sheer embarrassment.”

-my friend

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Ebrahim Raisi had a helicopter crash, and rest assured, if he proves to be dead, Iran's internet will be cut off again. I don’t care how many news reports you see about Iranians being devastated by his death; we are not. We are the happiest we have been in a long time.

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Rest in pieces, Ebrahim Raisi. You will not be missed 😌

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if israel found a cure for cancer tomorrow they would call it curewashing

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if you had any doubts about the illegitimacy of the islamic regime , just go see the iranian people’s reactions to the death of their socalled president (whom they didn’t even vote for). We have been making jokes ever since the news of the possible helicopter crash broke out and now we’re remembering all the innocent people who were murdered by the regime in the last four decades and feel a bone deep satisfaction about Raeisi’s death. He was responsible for ordering the execution of 10,000 Iranian dissidents in 1988. He had so much blood on his hands. I hope he suffered in his dying moments and remembered all the suffering and deaths he had caused. I hope the rest of them will have violent deaths.

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now if you will excuse me, i´m going to retweet 4653636272722 tweets about people who celebrate in iran. <3

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THE PRESIDENT AND FOREIGN MINISTER OF IRAN DIED IN A HELICOPTER CRASH LETS GOOOOOOO!!! REST IN PISS, BUTCHER OF TEHRAN!!

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"Rest in Hell" is trending and I´m laughing so hard, because it´s so fucking true.

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Why is the EU expressing their condolences for the death of that butcher Raisi? This is so embarrassing. Just say nothing and quietly open a bottle of champagne in celebration.

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what happens when you comment free palestine on a video of a jew making challah

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“Is fighting leftist antisemitism really the hill you want to die on?”

Not particularly. But, since that’s where you’re trying to kill me, I’d rather go down swinging.

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We must beat the Americans