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me [completely out of touch with my feelings, trying to describe an emotion]: I feel, um, glittery? buzzy. like peeling my skin off

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Let's take Excedrin together

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Do you think you'll one day break the cycles of the Script and TT2 Protocol? Or have you done so already?

The Script has indeed come to an end.

Hence all of the

This.

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[Hands manager an apple]

Seriously, what's with all the food?

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By the way, how does Angela feel about your look?

If she felt any particular way about it, she never saw fit to tell me.

I doubt she cares, however.

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Here take this too!

[Gives you a burger with two toasted sesame seed and a singular patty]

You can even place some of the lettuce and tomato inside for a classic burger to go along with that salad.

I still don't know why this is happening

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A question to our head manager, if you were to be given ego equipment, which one would you want to get? -Employee of Facility X-394 )^_^)

My doubts as to the veracity of your identity aside-

I have been considering this. Unfortunately I don't think I've come to an answer that would satisfy you.

I am... Not suited for the use of E.G.O. equipment, myself. Besides the fact that I spent all day, every day inside an office and so it would be wasted on me even if I were better suited for it.

And.

Ah.

To be entirely honest, I haven't thought about my own personal tastes or preferences in quite some time.

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If I come into your world and start killing every employee of yours, what would you be willing to do to try to "imprison" me?

Oh, you're trying to be intimidating. Wish I could say I at least find it endearing.

Alright.

First: You're rather late for that, so it's a moot point anyway.

Second: You appear to have wildly misunderstood the purpose of Lobotomy Corporation if your question is what I would do to "imprison" you and not why would I bother at all?

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A cow probably suits you better anyway.

Oh, ha ha. Very funny.

It's because of the hair, isn't it?

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Take some lettuce too. Now you can make a salad!

You people confuse me.

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(passes you a tomato)

...

Why?

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Do you purr?

What? Why would I purr?

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How's Hokma by the way? Is he happy about your salt and pepper look?

I

Don't believe he's ever seen it.

I stayed in my office and all that.

I can't say I have a good idea of how he might have felt about it.

Or anyone else, in case you were wondering.

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you are insanely desirable let me eat your organs

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Sir are you aware you are insanely desirable to those within and outside Lobotomy Corporation?

I assume this is some kind of joke.

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They're colorable!