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I hate when there's an object in the room, usually some kind of food packaging is to blame I find, that just won't settle, do you know what I'm talking about. Like it uncrinkles a tiny bit, somewhat noisy style, then ten seconds later it uncrinkles a tiny bit more, and this goes on for like two hours

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Self love is grand and all, but it makes it quite difficult when no one else likes you at all

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In summer, cyclists in the countryside use lotus leaves as UV-protective face masks.

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filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

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Sometimes I have to remind my dad that he’s a master furniture maker and most people do not possess encyclopedic knowledge of European and American furniture styles and the history of wood glue

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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The Ship of Theseus paradox is really just a blatant sophism. The premise states that every part of the ship gets replaced. But the way it's usually told, one part of the ship is always conspicuously kept in place, namely, the name. If we follow the logic of the hypothetical more rigourously then we have to replace the ship's name along with all its other parts. But once we do this the sense of paradox immediately fades.

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Black coffee and cast aluminium like my mother and I Cheap wine in the mouth like spoilt grapes, cheap friends, burnt glass Spring is fiery red, it comes at the end of autumn and we skip winter altogether. Can anybody cook? Cook me up some eggs? Two eggs, and burnt toast, butter, and black coffee in cast aluminium like my mother, and the end of autumn. The sauce needs fresh cracked black pepper, and cracks in the glass on the side, and cheap white wine spoiling in the mouth. Music on the TV, paintings on the floor, soft couch and a cigarette We skip winter altogether. Spring is fiery red Fresh black coffee from cast aluminium, Autumn is gone, The grapes have spoiled for good and we’ve skipped winter altogether. But spring is fiery red and we’ll be alright.

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It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.

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Max Dupain • Figure Study, 1940

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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why are people buying the switch 2

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Hello bisexual community

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this is peak actually

y'ever just want something to work?

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good news is my new trackball is great. friendship ended with mouse

y'ever just want something to work?

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y'ever just want something to work?