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To everyone not in the military, “Military Grade” seems like its good quality but to everyone in the military, “Military Grade” is actually cheap and low quality

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This!

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Betty and I come as a matching set. You want one, you take us both.

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The truth is so sad man organic is the same pesticide garbage with a raised price because a sticker was slapped on it

A few decades ago people advertised their food as tasty and fresh. Today, they’re just trying to convince you that it’s real. -More Shower Thoughts Here!

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#milspec

After being in the military, I don’t trust anything that says it’s, “Military Grade” -More Shower Thoughts Here!

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I'm almost certain that there's at least N64 at some retirement homes

When our generation ends up in retirement homes. Bingo will be replaced with Smash Bros and Mario Party. -More Shower Thoughts Here!

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Smartphones should have a “Google this Phone Number” button when you get an unknown caller.

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Astrology makes everyone get to feel special while astronomy makes everyone get to feel insignificant

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A physicist is basically a collection of particles trying to understand themselves

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CPR is the human equivalent of hitting a machine to make it work again

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What if films like The Matrix, The Truman Show and Inception is the outside world subtley trying to communicate with us?

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We always brag about how much time we spend working instead of bragging about how much time we spend with our family

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Imagine the anxiety if your farts were visible

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Private investigators are just licensed stalkers.

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Life starts getting harder around the same age people stop caring what your favorite color is

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A broken clock is right twice a day but most working clocks are wrong all day.

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Now that there aren’t smoking and non smoking sections in restaurants they should change it to children and non children sections