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We looked inside some of the posts by jerry-was-a-rizzcar-driver and here's what we found interesting.
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After the announcement of the deal with Yahoo!, there were 170K signatures of unhappy Tumblr users petitioning to prevent the sale in 2013.
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Songs will come to you in the most perfect, diabolical time and many of them will be by fleetwood mac
#not Fleetwood Mac#but two weeks ago I thought I was going to die in a smoke shop#I had taken shelter in it after I saw big black funnel clouds#and mid freakout while it's derechoing outside#Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus#followed by Duality by Slipknot
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reading my own word documents like yeah. i was insane here
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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately
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me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea
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I’m manifesting sweaty girl armpits and sweaty girl bush and sweaty girl balls and sweaty girl boobs and sweaty girl musk for myself and all of my followers
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RIP Richard Serra. You made so many people so so so mad
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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl
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Love seeing working poodles with lion cuts, it's so funny
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Isaac Chotiner interviews a former Biden-Harris official who tries to sell him on what a great job the Biden-Harris administration did with Gaza, which goes a little awry when the Biden-Harris attempt to rewrite history hinges on "we did a good job only getting the right children killed, not the wrong children".
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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too
the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???
this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!
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my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove
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