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my muses have been spotty so I’m putting this blog on semi hiatus for a bit. I’ll be here and not here just depending on the mood.

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Send me "Spill it out Baby!" And my muse will admit a turn on or a fetish

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RP emoticon prompt (positive)

Send me a (*^▽^*) if you like my muse(s)

Send me a (★^O^★) if we have muses/a fandom in common (i.e we have muses from the same series)

Send me a o((*^▽^*))o if you like my writing

Send me a (*´・ｖ・) if you’ve ever wanted a starter from me

Send me a (¬‿¬) if you don’t want to roleplay with me but you still read the threads/replies/etc that I post

Send me a ヽ(；▽；)ノ if you want to roleplay with me but you’re too shy/intimidated to ask me for one (and possibly say why)

Send me a (・◇・) if you’ve ever wanted me to fill a wishlist thread/starter/idea of yours (and possibly the details)

Send me a ´･ᴗ･` if I’ve ever encouraged you to write something/use a particular muse

Send me a (❁´‿`❁)*✲ﾟ* if you like my ships

Send me a (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* if you’ve ever wanted to ship something with me/with a muse of mine

Send me (๑･`◡´･๑) if you’ve ever wanted to roleplay smut with me

Send me a ꉂꉂ ( ˆᴗˆ ) if you’ve ever wanted to get the know the mun

Send me a ง ˆᴗˆ )ว if you’ve ever wanted to get to know my muse

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Pick up my muse!

send ⭐️ to pick up my sick or injured muse send 🌟 to keep my muse from doing something dumb send ✨ to pick up my muse in a romantic fashion send 💫 to pick up my muse with the intention of hurting them OR  send 🔆 and a specific reason or ❇️ for the mun to decide

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Thanks for coming to the stream!

insp

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I apologize for my absence- I’ve been so damn burnt out from working so much, I can’t focus on any blogs. Hoping work calms down enough in the next few days so that I can talk to you lovelies again. 

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authoriitah:

@jerseyisms

“Ugh.” It’s the last thing he needed today. So many things went wrong at work today and he’s drained, too. “Dammit, Kahl. I was really hoping to take a nice, hot shower tonight.”

“Dude, I said I was sorry,” there was no heat- a sure sign of something wrong as the redhead dropped onto the couch. “Give it fifteen minutes, it’ll heat back up...” He did feel guilty but he was too tired to care much past apologizing.

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Send “Yank!” For My Muse’s reaction to being pulled over into Your Muse’s lap..

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lyrics | LAST OF THE REAL ONES

i wonder if your therapist knows everything about me

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And then

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200+ followers, holy shit guys!!! I can’t tell you enough I appreciate you guys for following and putting up with the shenanigans of this blog! I love all of you and I appreciate all of you a lot!!

Now lemme get on with what this is for shall we? Time to appreciate the people properly!

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Comforting Edition {Sentence Starters}

“I care.”

“I love you.”

“Just breathe.”

“I’m here for you.”

“You’re safe here.”

“Do you need a hug?”

“You, me, blanket fort.”

“You’re not alone in this.“

“It’s alright… I’ve got you.”

“You are important to me.”

“They won’t find you here.”

“You’ve been crying… why?”

“It’s alright to cry, you know.”

“What would help right now?”

“Shh, it’s okay. I’m right here.”

“Please, tell me what’s wrong.”

“We’ll face this together, alright?”

“You’ve been strong for too long.”

“You’re going to be fine, I promise.”

“I wish I could take away your pain.“

“I’m sorry that you’re in so much pain.“

“We can stay here until you feel better.”

“I brought you a hot drink and a movie.”

“If you ever need a friend, I’m right here.”

“You’ll kick this thing’s ass. You’re tough.”

“Do you want some tea? Would that help?”

“Tell me something: Why were you crying?”

“I’m right here. And I’m not going anywhere.”

“There’s no shame in crying when you need to.”

“You are stronger than this. You’ll make it through.”

“If you feel like talking, please don’t hesitate to call me.“

“Here, you can snuggle under my blanket. I’ll protect you.”

“You’re so much stronger than you give yourself credit for.”

“Hey, hey, look at me, okay? Just breathe. You’re safe, now.”

“I can’t imagine what it’s like for you. I just can’t imagine how hard it must be.”

“I might not be able to understand what you’re going through, but I understand you need someone here for you.”

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(( so i’ve been thinking of cryle ))

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Kissing with height difference

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send me a url of someone you’d like to see me roleplay with

ALTERNATELY: send a character you’d like to see my muse interact with 

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authoriitah replied to your photo “I forgot to post this. @authoriitah”

... what.

I’m sure I had a reason for screening it. maybe you promising to behave.