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sundays amirite ???

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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

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intersex people (including myself) can say again and again and again in as clear language as we can “Please Do Not Fetishise Our Bodies” and “This Is What Fetishisation Looks Like” and there will always be some fucking dyadic person absolutely RACING to tell us how much they don’t value our opinions

“I’m not fetishising being intersex I just wish I was intersex because it would be fun to have both a penis and a vagina”

“yeah I’m normal about intersex people! they’re really attractive/interesting/fascinating!”

“isn’t it so cool how some people are just naturally nonbinary. like your body is nonbinary. which means a nonbinary intersex person is cis”

shut up shut up shut up leave us alone fucking hellllll

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

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the snail

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25 years of Townsville!

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My options are nonexistent at this point 💀

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

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"I didn't know my government could do this" is a wild statement to me not only because I've grown up being aware of many war crimes and genocides done by the USA and other such countries, but that information is really not that hard to find. People complain about their education system a lot but there are thousands of books, documentaries, essays, articles- hell, even videos -about the numerous atrocities committed by the USAmerican government that they should be looking for. The main thing people tell others to do is educate themselves. I'm just.

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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been awhile since my last shadzel piece, had to fix that

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he’s a menace

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they moved wyll to the center for good pr