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playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”
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*recieves no reply to important email after two days* btw im also the son of a lord
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I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7
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Remember quarantine when every9ne was broke and jobless and dressed like shit and ugly and diseased and dying and we got a little glimpse of what life is supposed to be like
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why’s everyone having sex now don’t we have steven universe to debate
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream
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