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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Happy June for all:

I finally finished it after so many days and hours. and I thought (I have to I'll upload it on the first day). One of my favorite MTG girls :3

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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

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Slay: the Princess

('Are we sure about this?')

Voice of the Opportunist: "It's fiiiine, resource denial is all part of the game! Now, let's replay that Strip Mine."

Voice of the Hero: "How do we win, exactly?"

Opportunist: "We don't need a win condition if our opponent can't play the game."

The Narrator: "(sighs)... you destroy the Princess's Mountain, again."

The Princess: "This is fine... We're having fun..."

Thanks to @bace-jeleren for the comission!

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It's all coming back to us

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Learning Magic the Gathering from my partner has been kinda hilarious cuz I find a lot of the cards will be either:

Treznor, the Eternal Flame: *3 paragraphs of text* -> Widely maligned, considered basically useless

Grey Rock: adds 2 mana -> $14,000 per copy, outlawed in 12 countries

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"why don't you use card sleeves" because a fundamental part of my MTG game is psychological warfare. I have 0 interest in maintaining the value of my cards, i'm not concerned with their condition as long as they're playable, so when i get new ones i bend and stretch them to hell until the paper stock is well broken in, well enough that i can take all 80-odd cards and do a full-side riffle and bridge. I'll lock eyes with you across the table as I split my deck in half, and i will smile pleasantly, innocently, almost vacuously as I riffle the halves together in my hand, before I bend that shit back into a bridge and let the waterfall cascade down into my palms before I true them up and hit them with the old one-handed cut before plopping them in front of you. This is a card game girl, I'm not playing with collectable trinkets. I'll break you harder then i broke in my new phyrexia deck. I'll pin you down and bend your back 'till you damn near snap, before i crush you into the fucking sheets and let my toxins seep inside you. yeah, no, if you need to go jack off in the bathroom you'll have to forfeit.

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good news mtg players i've gotten exclusive spoilers for the next set of designed-for-commander chase rares

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A more "professional" The Far Side Secret Lair.

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Ngl, I'm baffled by the placements of dovin baan and garruk

Pre-Great Desparkening planeswalker tier list of who would be the most fun to drink with. Somebody get me the tierlist generator!

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Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth (foil box topper, NM) - $120

Scroll rack (masterpiece, NM) - $100

Reanimate (FNM promo, LP just barely not NM) - $40

Cavern of souls (NM) - $30

Demonic tutor (MP) - $30

Chandra, fire of Kaladesh/Roaring Flame (NM, painted full art alter) - $15

Void Winnower (NM) - $15

Crucible of worlds (NM) - $15

Maze of ith (the Dark, NM as hell. You won't find another copy of this printing as minty.) - $15

Misty rainforest/marsh flats/scalding tarn (NM) - 15 each, or 40 for all. We also have flooded strand, polluted delta, and bloodstained mire if you wanna pick up the full set of grixis playable fetches. Would prefer a single buyer for those though.

All prices are under current TCGplayer available prices for the same card and condition. Whatever we don't sell here will be sold to the local card shop, but they only buy at 40-50% value, and we really need the money.

We also have more stuff available if someone wants to more thoroughly shop or collection. We may add cards after we go through our binders at home, these are taken from our decks.

Prices are negotiable for the big ticket items. Better pictures of any cards in question can be provided. Feel free to DM us here if you are interested.

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others have probably noted this but I JUST registered Saheeli's little feather accessory to keep a bit of her GF with her while away from Ixalan

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As much as I love Magic the gathering some card design have always made me chuckle like an immature kid here's 2 examples