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Im at a friend's ( @naomiknight-17) helping with crimmis deco I need y'all to see the most Canadian shit I've discovered

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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

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Sometimes playing modded Minecraft with ADHD is exactly like being a forgetful wizard.

In both cases, you risk coming across a machine you must have built, but don't recall making.

And you open it up to see what it's doing, to try and solve this mystery... Only to find it makes infinite mushrooms.

And you still have no idea why you made this.

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sylvee putting her phone on sapnaps shoulder so she could rebraid her hair is so cute

he just sat there 😭 his human end table swag

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God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

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I wonder what fish think when floods happen. do you think there was a fish out there in like 2009 and saw the six flags flooding and though 'hell yeah I've always wanted to go to six flags!' and then went to six flags and had a great time

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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It was that simple

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You are allowed to exist alone in public btw. You're allowed to go to the movies alone and go out to eat alone and hang out in a park alone and go for a walk alone and whatever else. It isn't weird or creepy, it doesn't make you lonely or a loser or whatever. You are allowed to just exist as yourself.

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For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision