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No thoughts only vabes

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They feed us poison

so we buy their cured meats

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Thinking about calling off my wedding, but committed to picking up a new hobby either way

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USMNT! After the game we can all get pizza. Available here! 

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Mac And Cheese Bro, I choose you!

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Happy 30th birthday, Mario! You don’t look a day over, like, 45.

[Super Mario NYC]

[Buy the print]

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Here’s an animation I made! It’s about dads gettin’ drunk and rowdy.

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For all the Birthday Boys and Birthday Babes out there

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Abbi made a pretty dope map of NYC in honor of the Season 1 DVD release. Check out a bigger version here: http://on.cc.com/1zeWQZd

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Some cool folks asked me to make a map of my favorite neighborhood in LA! It looks like a little dude with cool hair and a backpack, right?

More updates to come!

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Your yearly reminder that the turban squash makes a PERFECT Goomba-lantern.

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...eht

...sav'n

...sex

...fahv

...fahr

...thruh

...teu

...wan

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What'd you think? You just get to skip half the game and nobody gets hurt?

Mario Prestige is a shirt over at the Cracked Dispensary, so you can wear your moral dilemma on your sleeve!

[Original concept by Greg Welsh]

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Storm over the Cathedral Group

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New BT! "Topical!"

USMNT! After the game we can all get pizza. Available here!