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im going to be so much. i am going to burn brighter than the sun. i am going to light the fucking candle from both ends and im going to combust myself in a flame of glory. what the fuck is burnout. fuck this shit

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Pnf’s best character arc was buford going from ‘generic bully’ to ‘choatic weirdo’

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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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absolutely cannot get over this cold open from etho’s let’s play 13 years ago

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I always say "Morning" instead of "Good Morning" because if it was a good morning, id be fishing.

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Did you know you can get yard signs made that say basically anything

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Heard someone at Coffeehouse say “If Vaccines really caused Autism, the American Railway system would’ve skyrocketed”, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.

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✨🏳️‍⚧️ A short pride comic, hope you’re all well 🏳️‍⚧️✨

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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Deltarune has offered us the novel experience of our blorbo treating us like a bug. 10/10

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compilation of my v1 drawins minus the ones i dont like!!

also kris is there too