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SUDÄAN, The Nubian Empire

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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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Ready, ten paces, fire.

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Reclining Nude | 20x16 in. | oil on panel.

a continued exploration of body hair and my own queer identity

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Can we talk about this sequence of scenes...

And how by "everything" here Ron means Bueno Nacho AND KIM?

And when Kim saw this interview and went to talk to him, she literally knows something else is going on apart from Bueno Nacho?

And when she brings it up, Ron instantly knows it's about Erick without another word?

Can we talk about how Ron freaks out and Kim KNOWS her new "romance" is part of the reason and Ron KNOWS that's what she wants to talk about before she even mentions it?

They both know! There's a big elephant in the room and they both KNOW exactly what it is!

These two idiots have been dancing around these feelings for a long time, they know it and didn't do anything about it until the last damn second.

I love them 😤🥹🥰

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People allowed to say the word tranny.

1. Every trans person as its a slur used against us

2. Tommyinnit because he posted about he got ball surgery and terfs immediately assumed he was getting bottom surgery and called him a tranny. I kid you not.

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does anyone remember him

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Retired warrior!Technoblade is a rly fun AU to think about in the scenario that he retired to become something boring, like a librarian, and the rest of sbi assume that he’s literally just some librarian with like. Trauma. And they dont poke theyre just here to be friends and enjoy his company and then one day there’s some Bad Guy being like “im going to go after the one you love!!” And theyre like OH NO OUR DEFENSELESS NERD FRIEND and they rush to save him only to arrive and find out Techno killed a man with a stapler or something and that he’s more upset about the blood on the books than the fact he’s killed a man with a stapler

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bedrock bros; YOU NEVER HAD A BROTHER. YOU HAD A PROTECTOR THAT NEVER GAVE YOU THE STARS. BUT HE LOVES YOU, MAYBE THAT WILL BE ENOUGH. (you still die anyways)

technoblade / @andhyssops /@borealiszero / warsan shire / @m4rms / anne carson /  rabbi joseph telushkin / @picckl / ernest hemingway / unknown / @vixkoidy / @aro-throughyourchest / i.b. vyache / @axiliern / jinhao xie /

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the sorry boys and the tropes they apply to all of their characters:

wilbur "violently mentally ill" soot

tommy "has a destructive breakdown at some point in the timeline" innit

ranboo "religious trauma coded" live

philza "subverts expectations by being the most normal guy Until He Isn't" minecraft

charlie "is this even a character anymore or is he just like this" slimecicle

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Valentino, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Alastor, not looking up from his book: Really? Angel, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

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happy valentine’s day 🫶🏻

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because i've been in been in the biology industry for so long that i can no longer judge what's common knowledge and what's actually very niche

how aware are most people that there's a protein called Sonic hedgehog protein, coded for by the SHH gene?

and that it is one of the core proteins responsible for development in all animals?

i can say 'Sonic hedgehog causes cancer' and i'm not even shitposting. it's scientific fact.

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hey wait a minute. why IS Philza associated with crows? I arrived in this fandom late 2020 early 2021 and he's just?? Always been associated with crows??? there aren't even crows in the game????

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i use my skills for good trust me

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another thought about "gen z and gen alpha don't know how to use computers, just phone apps" is that this is intentionally the direction tech companies have pushed things in, they don't want users to understand anything about the underlying system, they want you to just buy a subscription to a thing and if it doesn't do what you need it to, you just upgrade to the more expensive one. users who look at configuration files are their worst nightmare

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MAGICAL BOY AU FOR THE SBI I NEED ALLLLLL THE TEA

This probably doesn't explain anything because im terrible at putting words to my ideas but here's SBI in the AU

and this is something about Philza's conclave

there's also more info about SBI specifically in the character pages I made for them :D