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I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations
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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table
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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.
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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.
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Royal intrigue weighs heavily on the mind. Herbal tea helps. A knowing smile helps more.
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Royal intrigue weighs heavily on the mind. Herbal tea helps. A knowing smile helps more.
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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations
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