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me when joe does something horrible: you piece of shit. dumb whore. you poor little meow meow. you disgust me-
me when love does something horrible: haha maybe we shouldn’t do that bestie! <3 btw you look so pretty today!!!
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Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.
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this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures
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don’t care didn’t ask plus my psychic visions foretold all this
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JUST HOLDING ON //
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Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick
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How to entertain a cat
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Love him... love mr. cool...
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Barbra Streisand in the Columbia Pictures/William Wyler musical biopic Funny Girl, 1967.
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1. snake magnet
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