white boys need to be stopped
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why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger
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Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome
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"Everyone’s affected by any sort of fame or minor celebrity. It’s just this weird kind of thing that starts happening. It’s nerve-racking a little. That’s the biggest thing for me is that it’s nerve-racking – the attention that you get that you wouldn’t ordinarily be getting.”
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THEY DID IT AGAIN. THREE YEARS IN A ROW!
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can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
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halloween should be 1 week long
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Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
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