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Who invented autism?

The famous Italian inventor, Leoneuro di Vergent.

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brother what

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it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

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Forbidden cheese

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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head.

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I! DON'T! WANT! ANOTHER! GODDAMN! APP!

PUT IT! ON! YOUR FUCKING! WEBSITE!!

"Scan our handy QR code-" I WILL DRIVE TO YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS, STAND IN YOUR LOBBY, AND SCREAM AT A FREQUENCY THAT WILL SHATTER GLASS

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changing your mind about stuff over time is embarrassingggg but especially when it happens in relatively short time and then u have to be like oh yeah that thing i said 4 months ago? i don’t believe any of that anymore. yeah i know i sounded really confident at the time my bad.

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… <- love letting my dots speak for themselves #mydots #myellipses

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I used to have this friend who was an intersex trans woman with XXY chromosomes and whenever an argument came up that people said you need two X chromosomes to be a woman or whatever she’d be like well I have two X chromosomes and let me tell you that doesn’t change transphobes minds at all but it is pretty funny to see how confused they get.