jessiesjaded
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I'm Jess. she/her. Australia. I love art and uhhh lots of stuff :)
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#dads side of the family goes to dinner for every persons birthday together and shit like that#and mums.... cant go into the level of insanity and also criminality on that side#like i said it to my mum once but i could make an excellent black comedy just from stealing all the terrible family stories#dads side are insane as well dont get me wrong theyre just way more... contained? constrained? than mums#but also half of mums is dead or doesnt talk much anymore so
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I just had a EVIL idea
A transmasc Miku design that cuts his hair, but gives him a MASSIVE handlebar mustache so he can still kinda have the twin tails
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putting lime juice on my strawberrys #sour4life
#I must be lacking something why do I crave sour like no one else#I know it's bad for my teeth but I crave nonetheless
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whys there no kiwi emoji. trying to rep my neighbours
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literally why is everyone suddenly talking about f1 all the time. you are NOT my uncle what're you doing
#shipping a racist dutch man with a sexist australian or some shit 😭#my dads side of the fams always been into it but like whys it everywhere
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Graham crackers are so stupid good. Thank you to Mr Graham or whoever
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tv started playing a random cdrama without me clicking on it but yk what? I'll take that as fate.
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I really, really need people to stop mistaking conjecture with fact. Like I know it's easy to do, especially when something lines up with what you feel but that doesn't mean it's actually correct or true.
#Especially if you're gonna go and be hateful to someone for something like its really driving me crazy#here's proof: *someone just saying they think or telling a random unprovable story *#and 1 million ppl going omg that's crazy I can't believe that's true...#well it may not be true can you please use your brain for a second 😭#Like I get it everyone is guilty of it at some point but truly just try and think
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