wow that’s crazy i wonder if he knows
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her if/then pussy got me making a statement
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I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time
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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?
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commenting “i think you would be a generous lover” under a video of a guy testing vintage homeware for lead at the antique store
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Adding Fuck to LOTR, from the Hobbits.
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The San Francisco Examiner, California, November 17, 1929
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the seal at the bottom of 瓷器 ciqi/chinese porcelain is handwritten
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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
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nobody ever heeds my warnings… unforgivable
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I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.
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