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This was in my drafts. Thought I would post because even though I don't have a boyfriend anymore it's still true.
I’ve lost a few friends this year and I honestly don’t give a fuck anymore. People make excuses for not being there when something bad happens in your life but if they were true friends they would be there for the big stuff. Sorry I can’t be there to wipe your ass every time you shit now but I finally have something in my life worth being selfish for and only the people who really matter understand this time I needed for myself. After years of trying to be the best friend I can and dropping everything just to be there every time my friends shed a tear, it breaks my heart that I could only count on a couple people to do the same. I’m not perfect and I know no one is, but I always tried to be a good friend and I hate that no one remembered that when I needed time to heal and spend time with my boyfriend.
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once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
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When you see something that makes you feel like you just got hit by a truck...
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spongebob writer one: hear me out…. what if we make a special where spongebob… wears Long Pants
spongebob writer two: that sounds like its BRIMMING with comedic potential, jerry! but…. how will we span it out into a 30 minute special?
spongebob writer one: oh, oh god. i don’t know. i didn’t think i’d get this far
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